My so called paranormal life

Hello,
     In today's exciting adventure I discuss the psychotic behavior that I sometimes exhibit. I always wanted to be clairvoyant. Why on earth would I choose that?  First, it's not 100 percent, and when it's correct, it's about stupid things that I can't really impact. Lame!!! For example, on Saturday, I was going off about my job, just the whole education thing in general. I mentioned the movie to a random lady. Today I get an email from a friend who works at the Waldorf school and they are showing it!!! Hello??? Lame would have liked that info on Saturday! Then, my friend tells me that someone will not be at an event. "Yeah, I figured" was my response... like I already knew. She seemed shocked that I figured it out, my psychic lameness rears its head again. So, when praying for psychic ability ask for something cool; like telekinesis, or teleporting, anything else is better. 
I haven't been to the movies, I don't have dating drama, and this is it! I live a blessed life. 
This is silverplatters signing out.