In today's adventure I have some updates: Homeboy is a liar liar pants on fire, and I am ok with that. So back in March, he had some women in his hotel room, the same night, I am texting him for booty call and he tried to blow me off... Simply because he was trying to close the deal with a different red head.
I called him out, he avoided me for 3 months, but oh people talk and I know all... So needless to say, I am not moving anywhere. This train has stopped in CA... what a douche bag. Any way, I might have sex with him, I may not... I really don't care. But seriously dude, you thought no one would know??? Whateva!!!
Then the hellatious part... My friend has a monster crush on probably the biggest dork known to man. And now, so do I
This man is 6'5" omg of pure dork, jew awesomeness and I can't stop thinking about him. The worst part is, my friend wants him badly... He's into her, but she can't close the deal... I'm into him, and I usually get sex... but I like this big Jew dork... I have no idea what to do... I messaged him, and now the ball is in his court. The worst part is, I'd hook up with him on the side no problem!!
See why I am hellatious!
That's all from here. Silverplatters out!!!
oh dude, once this all blows over, I could write a tell all. But I won't
1 comment:
omg, I soo didn't know you liked our friend's jew friend?!! This all makes more sense to me now
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